Sunday, April 20, 2008

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Was not Spain the country Tambourine?

The decision of 47% of Italian voters to vote for Berlusconi in recent elections in the country trasalpino should be analyzed from a sociological point of view and not political. After the victory of Berlusconi is difficult to draw conclusions about the ideological tendencies of the Italian society because otherwise would mean admitting that the Italians have voted with political consciousness to a candidate whose letter is to own a media empire in their country, manipulate information, to be the majority shareholder of a football team, having been charged in court for numerous causes, associated with the Mafia, accused of corruption ... and cost attributed Berlusconi's election as president the political reasoning of the electorate. That would be worrying that occurred in the most modern and democratic Europe could resurrect old ghosts. So I refuse to believe that the reasons for the character citizens are political. No way. The reasons have to meet other criteria so that the people have ignored the terrible Berlusconi's credentials and he has placed in power. I am convinced that a sociological study would reveal the profound disappointment of the Italian population with politicians and a great lack of interest in ideological debates, which would be supplemented by a very effective way for an attractive image of a successful man, a bartender and demagogic speech and a populist message. In any case, Italy has what it deserves, is what has voted

is situations like this, in a country similar in all levels to ours, allowing us to establish similarities with English society and although he always said that comparisons are odious, I venture to say that citizens in Spain at the polls would not forgive a candidate, regardless of ideology, with a record even close to the new Italian president . As much as we strive to think otherwise, in Spain we are not so bad.


Greetings fast


Elsupersonico

Monday, April 14, 2008

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In Your House or Mine


Sex one night have their advantages and disadvantages. We know all the advantages. The disadvantages, however, it seems that we forget ... at least until we regain the clarity, or rather, until we passed the heater. What seems clear is that in all relationships of these features is a before and after:

It's 4.30 in the morning and you've finally caught. The girl is ugly as hell and encouragement tumbaría an elephant, but do not care. Has two breasts like two carts, and if not closer inspection reveals otherwise, a sliding Chomin. That's all that matters. What do you need more?.
Three hours before and six glasses unless the girl you liked was the friend who accompanied her but it was close to be bundled with your best friend what you've seen it? Go! Surely will not eat her shit . You, however, tonight succeed.

says you are alone at home and you smile from ear to ear. Today not only going to get wet but also what you do with full board. The house is where Christ lost his sandals and the heater has now reached biblical proportions, so either you come home soon or just rifle fire.

The bed is narrow but anyway, so you will be more close together. Come, come! Take off your clothes!. What are you waiting for? She looks at embarrassed and says that has not shaved. Think for a moment and do not see problem. What else will a few hairs more or less!

party begins and you go about your business. If you are not satisfied that you buy a comforter that has never been united. Total, like not going back to see again ...
8.3 minutes after it's over. Two minutes to catch his breath, one to smoke a cigarette and 3.4 seconds to realize what you've done. The fire that would burn in the crotch is gone and now just a fat moth repellent on the bed. She seems happy and turned to hug. Oh God, remove, remove! Do not touch me! The bed is tiny and you half ass off and the hair on your belly button scratch you in the gut. You have to get out. You get up, lie and say that since the call - not want to see you in the fucking life - and walk out the door. It's 5. 30 in the morning, three below zero, it has been raining and you have no fucking idea where you are. Today is Sunday, the streets are empty and public transport does not start until eight shit on everything! Next time, fuck at home.

The following week:

4.30 in the morning. Same girl, same situation. At the end of the day is not as ugly and keep two feet away his breath barely noticeable. This time you will not make the same mistake and offer your home. Your

bed is large and perfectly fit two people, including the monk seal in your pickup. She tells you smiling today it has shaved. what? After all, the hairs were not so annoying. You do not take it anymore and I swoop on her like a lion. She leads you away with his arms, looks at you and blushes. I note that last week was amazing and I've never experienced anything like this with another man Go! going to be that you are a sexual tiger and that's without even proponértelo. You promise yourself that today you're gonna try a little harder. Everyone knows that reputation is important and must be maintained.
lied like a rug. 6,2 minutes later, all over. You lie, you regain your breath and you realize that you have run out of snuff. What a bad luck! Well, 'beautiful', this has been completed so now you can go marching . But it does and you realize with horror that she has fallen asleep. Now what are you doing? The bed is not so great and you're used to sleeping sprawled, so there is no other choice. Do you bite the bullet and resign. At the end of the day soon dawn and go home, why the sea lion ... will have a life, right?

is daytime and the light streaming through the windows. Notes that has awakened and has set up. You pretend to be asleep to see if he gets bored and pyre to his house, but it does not. Comes over and shouts something wet on your cheeks. What creepy! You open your eyes Fearing the worst, and you see his face an inch from yours. Cast me not away the morning breath of God! you kiss and smiled again asks:

'But I'm not going to make breakfast? " Greetings


fast


Elsupersonico

Friday, April 11, 2008

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The Theory of the Three Phases


After a relationship ends badly you must go through three distinct phases to completely overcome:
Phase
: Pain. Everything is crumbling around you and nothing seems to make sense. Not only feel pain and think you can recover.

Phase Two: The grudge. Gradually sales of the hole and regain your normal life. You give a lot of laps in the lead and mentally go over every moment of the relationship almost going crazy. Then you look at negative details from your former partner at the time knew not see, simply let go or not you give more importance and begin to see everything clearly. The pain is transformed into bitterness and recriminations arrive at your ex-partner.

Third phase: stupidity. Time has passed and you have recovered your mental stability. It is time to take stock. Return look back and anger toward the other person becomes a reproach yourself for being so stupid for not knowing how to react appropriately to situations, good or bad, we now see with crystal clear and had previously been completely unnoticed or had not wanted to see. Swear not to repeat the same mistake and claims to have learned the lesson. You can turn the page.

They say time heals everything, and it is true. Only when you have gone through these three phases and be able to not revive any of these three emotions when you meet with your former partner face to face, mean that you have completely overcome this relationship. Greetings


fast

Elsupersonico

Sunday, April 6, 2008

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With the Church have encountered

'Holy Mother'

'Conceived without sin'

'Forgive me father for I have sinned'

'No worry. Tell me what you've done. God is gracious and will forgive you '

' You see father ten months ago I hit a pool of fourteen, I was the only winners and took a millionaire '

' But that's nothing bad, my son. God is wise and good fortune has given you to use that money to good heart '

' father will see is that the thing does not end there. With the money invested in banking and profits multiplied by four. Then I got into local politics, downgraded some land in the Costa del Sol and I started real estate speculation and I'm filthy and I have covered more power than the prime minister and leader of the opposition together '

' Son, it is important that you regret what you did and you came to tell me. That's what account in the eyes of God '

' No, no. If I do not regret anything. I came to see if we could negotiate the forgiveness of God '

' But do not say blasphemy. This is the house of the Lord. Forgiveness can not be negotiated. Repentance is the only way and has to come from the heart '

' father ... but I could not argue. I now live is fucking, no mortgage, no points and fucking car when I want, Understand them. Can not we agree? "

'My son, the kingdom of Heaven' last shall be first, and only the pure of heart will cross the gates of heaven. That is the only agreement that can be reached by God '

' not scare me, Father, that means talking to people. Look, I propose a deal: you give me absolution and I pledge to go to five anti-abortion demonstrations, leaving in three weeks Costalero holy and give a donation to the foundation against gay marriage ... what do you say? It is a good deal, right? "

'But what are you saying! God's forgiveness can not buy '

' Do not tell me that now, father, voted to the PP as demanded by the bishops and for three months only tune the COPE. Do I really not that count? "

'When the time comes, all will be be free from sin and have to be accountable to San Pedro at the entrance to paradise. Then, you will be judged by the actions of a lifetime and there will be time to repent. You choose '

' And ... if I put a cross in the box at the church's tax returns do not count that as a mitigating factor for San Pedro? "

On March 11, 2008 the Vatican approved the new social sins joined the familiar seven deadly sins. Since that time, the use of contraceptives, stem cell experimentation, drug abuse, environmental pollution, contributing to a widening gap between rich and poor, excessive wealth and creating poverty, went to swell the ranks of sins in the confessional of the Catholic Church.

Greetings fast

Elsupersonico