'Conceived without sin'
'Forgive me father for I have sinned'
'No worry. Tell me what you've done. God is gracious and will forgive you '
' You see father ten months ago I hit a pool of fourteen, I was the only winners and took a millionaire '
' But that's nothing bad, my son. God is wise and good fortune has given you to use that money to good heart '
' father will see is that the thing does not end there. With the money invested in banking and profits multiplied by four. Then I got into local politics, downgraded some land in the Costa del Sol and I started real estate speculation and I'm filthy and I have covered more power than the prime minister and leader of the opposition together '
' Son, it is important that you regret what you did and you came to tell me. That's what account in the eyes of God '
' No, no. If I do not regret anything. I came to see if we could negotiate the forgiveness of God '
' But do not say blasphemy. This is the house of the Lord. Forgiveness can not be negotiated. Repentance is the only way and has to come from the heart '
' father ... but I could not argue. I now live is fucking, no mortgage, no points and fucking car when I want, Understand them. Can not we agree? "
'My son, the kingdom of Heaven' last shall be first, and only the pure of heart will cross the gates of heaven. That is the only agreement that can be reached by God '
' not scare me, Father, that means talking to people. Look, I propose a deal: you give me absolution and I pledge to go to five anti-abortion demonstrations, leaving in three weeks Costalero holy and give a donation to the foundation against gay marriage ... what do you say? It is a good deal, right? "
'But what are you saying! God's forgiveness can not buy '
' Do not tell me that now, father, voted to the PP as demanded by the bishops and for three months only tune the COPE. Do I really not that count? "
'When the time comes, all will be be free from sin and have to be accountable to San Pedro at the entrance to paradise. Then, you will be judged by the actions of a lifetime and there will be time to repent. You choose '
' And ... if I put a cross in the box at the church's tax returns do not count that as a mitigating factor for San Pedro? "
On March 11, 2008 the Vatican approved the new social sins joined the familiar seven deadly sins. Since that time, the use of contraceptives, stem cell experimentation, drug abuse, environmental pollution, contributing to a widening gap between rich and poor, excessive wealth and creating poverty, went to swell the ranks of sins in the confessional of the Catholic Church.
Greetings fast
Elsupersonico
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