Sex one night have their advantages and disadvantages. We know all the advantages. The disadvantages, however, it seems that we forget ... at least until we regain the clarity, or rather, until we passed the heater. What seems clear is that in all relationships of these features is a before and after:
It's 4.30 in the morning and you've finally caught. The girl is ugly as hell and encouragement tumbarÃa an elephant, but do not care. Has two breasts like two carts, and if not closer inspection reveals otherwise, a sliding Chomin. That's all that matters. What do you need more?.
Three hours before and six glasses unless the girl you liked was the friend who accompanied her but it was close to be bundled with your best friend what you've seen it? Go! Surely will not eat her shit . You, however, tonight succeed.
says you are alone at home and you smile from ear to ear. Today not only going to get wet but also what you do with full board. The house is where Christ lost his sandals and the heater has now reached biblical proportions, so either you come home soon or just rifle fire.
The bed is narrow but anyway, so you will be more close together. Come, come! Take off your clothes!. What are you waiting for? She looks at embarrassed and says that has not shaved. Think for a moment and do not see problem. What else will a few hairs more or less!
party begins and you go about your business. If you are not satisfied that you buy a comforter that has never been united. Total, like not going back to see again ...
8.3 minutes after it's over. Two minutes to catch his breath, one to smoke a cigarette and 3.4 seconds to realize what you've done. The fire that would burn in the crotch is gone and now just a fat moth repellent on the bed. She seems happy and turned to hug. Oh God, remove, remove! Do not touch me! The bed is tiny and you half ass off and the hair on your belly button scratch you in the gut. You have to get out. You get up, lie and say that since the call - not want to see you in the fucking life - and walk out the door. It's 5. 30 in the morning, three below zero, it has been raining and you have no fucking idea where you are. Today is Sunday, the streets are empty and public transport does not start until eight shit on everything! Next time, fuck at home.
The following week:
4.30 in the morning. Same girl, same situation. At the end of the day is not as ugly and keep two feet away his breath barely noticeable. This time you will not make the same mistake and offer your home. Your
bed is large and perfectly fit two people, including the monk seal in your pickup. She tells you smiling today it has shaved. what? After all, the hairs were not so annoying. You do not take it anymore and I swoop on her like a lion. She leads you away with his arms, looks at you and blushes. I note that last week was amazing and I've never experienced anything like this with another man Go! going to be that you are a sexual tiger and that's without even proponértelo. You promise yourself that today you're gonna try a little harder. Everyone knows that reputation is important and must be maintained.
lied like a rug. 6,2 minutes later, all over. You lie, you regain your breath and you realize that you have run out of snuff. What a bad luck! Well, 'beautiful', this has been completed so now you can go marching . But it does and you realize with horror that she has fallen asleep. Now what are you doing? The bed is not so great and you're used to sleeping sprawled, so there is no other choice. Do you bite the bullet and resign. At the end of the day soon dawn and go home, why the sea lion ... will have a life, right?
is daytime and the light streaming through the windows. Notes that has awakened and has set up. You pretend to be asleep to see if he gets bored and pyre to his house, but it does not. Comes over and shouts something wet on your cheeks. What creepy! You open your eyes Fearing the worst, and you see his face an inch from yours. Cast me not away the morning breath of God! you kiss and smiled again asks:
'But I'm not going to make breakfast? " Greetings
fast
Elsupersonico
is daytime and the light streaming through the windows. Notes that has awakened and has set up. You pretend to be asleep to see if he gets bored and pyre to his house, but it does not. Comes over and shouts something wet on your cheeks. What creepy! You open your eyes Fearing the worst, and you see his face an inch from yours. Cast me not away the morning breath of God! you kiss and smiled again asks:
'But I'm not going to make breakfast? " Greetings
fast
Elsupersonico
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