years ago I do not see movies in any of the national channels of this country to escape the dubbing and endless commercial breaks. Escaped from the comfort of my living room to go to the movies, where in theory you can enjoy movies in their format, large screen and great sound.
Well, for a while now to see a movie in a theater is like watching a football match in a bar, but paying. First, we crammed into a tiny room where the screen is not much bigger than any plasma screen. Entries are although they are numbered and four cats, the box office insists that we sit all together, well arrimaditos, lest we go cold. When it comes time to start the movie, the film starts, you wait 15 minutes of advertising with the jewelry on the corner, the carnage of the Gutierrez brothers and the neighbor's clothing store in the fifth. Always sit by your side a viewer who does not give food at home and hopes to go to the cinema to gorge like a pig. Is provisioned with each and every one of the most crisp and loud that you can find (What a good idea to sell such products in a movie!). Sometimes I have doubts whether people go to the movies or go camping, because only one you need to do a barbecue.
Of course, there is also a modest spectator who does not eat at the movies, but decides to take a bag of mints with these wonderful and practical super extra crumpled cellophane wrappers, and instead of unwrapping the pull so that the impact be the lowest noise possible, thinks the best solution is to go little by little, prolonging the drama and putting you on edge.
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is also very inquisitive viewer is unable to follow the simplest line of argument, that neither seen the movie, and you let her see you.
is also very inquisitive viewer is unable to follow the simplest line of argument, that neither seen the movie, and you let her see you.
Hey, sorry, this character is the brother the lover who wanted to avenge his head right? It is not clear to me ...
And of course, there is always a couple of charlatans who like to discuss the film so we can all partake of their impressions, far from lowering the tone of shame and respect, they decide to talk animatedly as if they were in the living room of his house.
Finally, new technologies have also come to the cinema: the mobile. No matter how many ads are displayed one minute before the movie starts asking you to turn off the phones, because it always will sound one in the middle of the film.
Oops! I ... I ... I'd swear off ... Hehe (nervous giggle)
But the end is not that bloody mobile rings and its owner is quick to turn it off, no, not at all. Most striking is the spectator who not only leaves the phone on, but when it rings, pick it up!, And listening to the conversation that keeps you realize how important it was for him to answer that call:
Hey! What? ... I, here in the cinema, watching a movie ... Yes, yes ... The last of Al Pacino ... Vaa, not bad ... well .... nothing new .... I leave you, eh .... besitos .... Greetings
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